A Braggart of a Cunt (Explicit)

Ένα μουνί παινεύτηκε

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Lyrics

A braggart of a cunt declaimed to East and West alike
that there was not a cock at hand to come along and fuck it.

My cock, which soon got wind of this, was very much offended.
It got its balls to serve as wings and sped to be in time.

“What’s up, you good-for-nothing cunt, what cause have you to brag?
Why, you were born into this world in order to be fucked”.

Translated by John Leatham

Original Lyrics

Ένα μουνί παινεύτηκε

Ένα μουνί παινεύτηκε σ’ Ανατολή και Δύση
πως δεν ευρέθη πούτσαρος να πάει να το γαμήσει.

Κι ο πούτσος μου που τ’ άκουσε, πολύ του κακοφάνη,
βάζει τ’ αρχίδια του φτερά και τρέχει και το φτάνει.

– Εσύ, βρε συ παλιόμουνο, τι έχεις και παινιέσαι;
Στον κόσμο που γεννήθηκες, πρέπει για να γαμιέσαι.

Region: Thessaly
Area: Larissa, Tyrnavos
Category: Bawdy Song, Carnival Song
Rhythm: 4 beats
Dance: Sta tria
Duration: 01:14

Recording information

Live recording in the taverna “Tou Machaira”, Tyrnavos (Thessaly), in 1990.

Credits

Choir of the Music Association of Tyrnavos (Larissa)

Choir

Discography

Carnival Songs (LP)
Carnival Songs

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